14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?

Mum would be too distracted by how pretty everything was to notice the actual content. Dad would be like that Steve Harvey guy on Family Fued any time someone gives a sex-related answer to the survey.

15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What’s your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

A sizeable collection of lesbian fan-fiction; fifty thousand unfinished fanmixes, manips, and videos; a folder of smutty fanart; and 188 GB worth of Carly Pope and Leslie Bibb.

and also 9, 11, 13,

9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?

The earliest memory I have of reading smut was a terribly written Ron/Hermione fic that involved condoms. Because why use an imperfect muggle method of contraception when you could use fucking magic am I right? Like I fucking remember the first ever smut fic I read, I’m 23 god damn years old. I’ve been reading this shit for the last ten years.

11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?

…at least once an hour. Half-hour. Fifteen minutes.


13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?

Shockingly enough, no.

6, 7, 8 for the fandom humiliation meme u nerd

6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?

Absolutely fucking not. I shy away from conflict like a penis shies away from cold. I’m a non-verbal participant in fandom, that’s why I’m a No-Name-Fan and not a Big-Name-Fan. I fucking hide in the corner where I damn well like it.

7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?

Hmm… genderbending? That or kiss manips.

8. Share something you did in fandom that you’re embarrassed about.

Kiss manips. Also that one boy!Sam fanmix I did and then took down like an hour after I posted it because I was so ashamed. Aaaand every video I made in 2009.


do you ever just look at someone’s interpretation of a character and want to gently put your hands on their shoulders, look them kindly in the eyes and say you got it all wrong

reading anon hate on my friend’s fic like


Fic: Exception


Title: Exception

Fandom: Pitch Perfect

Pairing: Beca/Chloe

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 11,911

Disclaimer: Pitch Perfect and the characters that live inside the movie do not belong to me. I’m just having a little fun with them.

Summary: Chloe is Beca’s exception to most of the rules she’s set herself in life. Which isn’t anywhere near as difficult for Beca to accept as it should be.

A/N: This one has been on the back-burner for a little while now too. I’ve been… not struggling exactly… obsessing? Over every little bit of the story for a while now. So, that being said, I would really love to hear what anyone who reads this thinks about it! :) Anything to make me stop biting my nails over it? ;)

Read more at ao3 or at ff.net




if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it


  • Sometimes I just want to go to the fucking cinema and see some fucking romcom movies with two women falling in love, or a fucking action movie with a same sex couple in it, and have it be a regular fucking ass blockbuster movie, with fucking mainstream actors in it, and it wouldn’t be all, indi, in its own fucking genre, I need to read fucking subtitles, it took me two fucking weeks to find a working stream of this movie online, typecast queer actors, low budget, everyone fucking dies in the end, story. but a fucking regular budget, happy, fucking cheesy ending where the guy gets the guy, and the girl gets the girl, and they fucking save the day and get to morodor, rescue the prime minister, and find the fucking castle in the sky, and then I finish up my overpriced popcorn at the most popular theatre in my city whilst watching the fucking michael bay, lucasfilm, pixar credits at the end, and we all have a fucking great time at the movies



….. is anyone gonna say it?

I mean it this is important.

The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)

the perfect family :’0


the perfect family :’0

I love PC gaming, but the WSAD layout is murder on my hand.